/ame goes to Athens

[H3LLR4153R]

Nai! Einai gegonos! Se akrivos 12h 42min 21sec otan oi planites tha einai eythigramismenoi, o Hlios tha kriftei piso apo tin Afroditi kai ton Ermi, to astriko etos 3.10^10, mesa stin katanyksi tis anoiksis, eno i fysi orgiazei, oles oi Athinaies me perimenoun alles me anoixta ta xeria, alles kratontas dafnes kai alles **CENCORED**. Kathos eiserxomai stin panarxaia poli(Athina), vlepo ton SoSp na proskynaei ton Daskalo tou(emena dld) mesa stin ekstasi. Kapoia stigmi ton koito me to epivlitiko mou yfos:
-SoSp agori mou, siko, siko, thelo na mou gnoriseis ekeini tin ksanthia me ta galana matia kai to super hisilicon vyzoball 1.76/36/33, tou leo
-A ekeini tin sayr...
-SOSP! SYGENTROSOU! Me ton Daskalo sou milas. Deikse sevasmo or else tha se steilo ston PlutoNick (to gomari sto vathos tou planou), tou apantao aystira
-Me sygxoreis Daskale, mou apantaei ystera metaniomenos, ego den eimai aksios oute ta kordonia apo ta Nike sou na... Ma ti sto kalo akougetai etsi???
 Ksafnou, o kosmos paramerizei ourliazontas kai ena skouriasmeno mixanaki tou 2ou Pagosmiou skaei myti! Pano tou, to pio apexthes kai ilithio plasma pou etyxe pote na perpatisei sti Gi! Methismeno opos panta apo tis retsines, kai me ta mallia gemata ladia afou exei na loustei 1000 xronia, mougrizei kai fonazei kratontas tous makavrious pinakes pou o idios ftiaxnei me to Photoshop!
- Kavlito, vlepo den allakses katholou, tou fonazo prospathontas na kseperaso me ti foni mou tin voui tis aparxaiomenis mixanis pou idi "kapnizei"
- xik arghhh-...    OUAAAAAAAAA
Ena ourliaxto akougetai kai to aima tou kavlito "vafei" gia teleytaia fora tous pinakes pou o idios eftiakse. Piso tou, sikonetai to deos(oxi to peos) kathos ena terastio spathi kovei sta 2 ton kakomoiro kavlito.
"OUAAAATA TATA TAAAAAA" einai o Bone Co][ector!
O SoSp se ena deigma eksairetikis andreias, petagetai mprosta apo to pandodynamo teras sikonontas to spathi tou kai xynetai stin epithesi fonazontas lyssalea: "FOR THE MASTER, FOR THE KING, FOR GONDOR".
Kai eno ola ayta symvainoun stin Gi, makria, in a galaxy far far away, o Lord LoLLiPoP sxediazei tin epomeni epithesi tou: Tin epomeni fora tha tous syntripso! Den tha meinei oute enas apo daytous! DEN THA APOTYXO PALI! AX, poso sas miso apaisia stroumfakia!"

Btw, ayrio erxomai Athina.

[paLiOs]

Btw poso eixes ekthesi eipame?

[H3LLR4153R]

Esy poso les?

[SoSp]

Xexases to kommati opou o SoSp afotou troei me ta 2 two handed axe ton bone collector strefete enantion tou master  tou (afou alloste ayto orizei i teletoyrgia twn Sith otan o apprentice einai etoimos) kai me enan sindiasmo grip - lighting ton metatrepei se koino thnito opou to mono endiaferon tou einai na koresei tin peina tou gia sex kai ton rixnei pano sto maniasmeno (thiliko) plithos pou apo to pathos kai tin siginisi kataligoun na ton xeskisoun stin kyriolexia (me oles ti ennoies).

Symfiliomenoi pleon Master kai Apprentice feygoun ta mesanyxta gia na katalipsoun kai na enthousiasoun allous politismous se alli gi se alla meri

SoSp: What are we going to do tonight Brain?
HairLazer: Whatever we'r doing every night Pinky: Trying to take over the world

P.S ante re kalws ta dextikame

[H3LLR4153R]

Stin akadimias-kannigos, leyko anthropo den eida, stin omonoia gemato alvanous kai stin aleksandras oloi oi perastikoi itan pano apo 60 eton.
 Den milame gia kathariotita! Tsss, i vroma i idia. JeeeezzZz, den ksero ti tha kanei ayti i ilithia i dimarxos sas, pantos me tetoia xalia stin Olympiada tha ginoume rezili. Mi po kai gia ta erga... Kapos pano kato etsi einai ta pragmata, toulaxiston opos ta eida ego, pou katevaino 1 fora sta 2 xronia.