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Offline PlutoNick

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« on: November 17, 2004, 09:07:01 PM »
Wow, this movie is going to be a la Santa's Slay, staring Bill Goldberg (yes, the former wrestler) is coming soon.

According to the guys at Filmrot, the idea is a simple one. Santa Clause is actually the son of Satan (said with my best Church Lady voice). Yes, that's right, the Lord of Darkness. Anyway, Santa Clause isn't the sweet loving jolly old elf that we think he is. Oh no. The only thing that has kept him behaved for the last thousand years is a pact made with an angle... but that pact is about to run out this Christmas eve, and Santa will be free to begin his murderous rampage! !!
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« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2004, 09:39:31 PM »
den xero kata poso einai alithini ayti i eidisi, pantos oso asteia kai an einai to vrisko ligo ews poly malakia na paizeis me tous agious (vgenei i louka apo mesa mou telika :P)
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« Reply #2 on: November 18, 2004, 12:29:20 AM »
o agios vasilis den einai iparkto prosopo. h coca cola ton euftiaxe.
h tainia iparxei. pigene sto us.imdb.com
[pou na sou elega kai gia tin tainia jesus christ vampire hunter diladi]
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« Reply #3 on: November 18, 2004, 12:41:47 AM »
Ti iparxi tetia tenia???? Pes oti kanis plaka thelo torrent.... gia to jesus christ vampire hunter leo :P
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« Reply #4 on: November 18, 2004, 01:24:23 AM »
re to exo akousta to jesus christ vampire hunter.

o agios vasilis ypirxe, alla os agios nikolas kai forouse prasina!
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« Reply #5 on: November 18, 2004, 08:53:01 AM »
Jesus christ vampire huntrer

Δέν μπορείτε να εκτιμήσετε τη ζωή σας εάν δέν έχετε δεί αυτό το έργο

Wow! When I was like 15 I used to address my letters to Satan Klaus and give them to my mother to send them. Little did I know that I was actually addressing them to the right person. Seems that this is the reason I was blessed with my true real ultimate ninja powers!


Next film I am buying is Ancle Biters, it is a film about Vampire Midgets. It probably sucks so much that it rocks.
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« Reply #6 on: November 18, 2004, 05:56:47 PM »
gia tin tainia Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter iparxei kai eixame asxoli8ei ektenos me autin stin stiloi weird films.

Pera apo ton titlo, exei stoixeia musical, kai fisika poli karate [JC vs Vampires]
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« Reply #7 on: November 18, 2004, 11:36:13 PM »
Το καλύτερο καράτε το έχει στη φάση "JC vs The Atheists"


Ατάκα απο την ταινία
"Hello Jesus. You don't know us 'cause we have never talked to you before. We are the atheists."
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« Reply #8 on: November 19, 2004, 12:13:30 AM »
pou tha mporousa na tin vro? ta ellinika video clubs tin exoun?
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« Reply #9 on: November 19, 2004, 01:48:20 AM »
Your friendly neighbouρhoods Tzatzikias is the man you seek for JCVH.
Όταν ξανακατέβω αθήνα θα το φέρω και αυτό... όμως δέν έχει υπότιτλους. Πραγματικά πρέπει να το δείς αυτό το έργο. Μόνο βλέποντας μία κακιά ταινία μπορείς να κρίνεις πώς είναι μία καλή.
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« Reply #10 on: November 19, 2004, 02:08:52 AM »
oute agglikous ypotitlous?
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« Reply #11 on: November 19, 2004, 01:16:47 PM »
βρε ούστ!
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« Reply #12 on: November 19, 2004, 03:23:20 PM »
???????????
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« Reply #13 on: November 19, 2004, 08:15:12 PM »
oute agglikous profanos. oti akouseis
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« Reply #14 on: November 19, 2004, 09:16:01 PM »
a ok
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