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Offline paLiOs

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« on: March 12, 2005, 11:12:30 PM »
A girl came skipping home FROM school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"

"Very good," said her mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"

"Yes, Honey, it's because you're blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home FROM school. "Mommy, Mommy," She yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, b, c, d, e, f, g!"

"Very good," said her mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"

"Yes, Honey, it's because you're blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home FROM school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.

"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"

"No, Honey, it's because you're 25."


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« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2005, 01:49:57 AM »
Ahaha eleos i gomena, kai xaras sto kouragio tis manas tis pou akouge aytes tis malakies.
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« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2005, 02:52:29 AM »
Και χαρά στο κουράγιο μας που διαβάζουμε το ποστ του SoSp :P
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« Reply #3 on: March 13, 2005, 03:17:01 AM »
Oh come on! Be a man... read my posts  :D
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« Reply #4 on: March 13, 2005, 04:28:21 AM »
ΚΑΙ ΤΑ 2288!!??
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« Reply #5 on: March 13, 2005, 01:43:55 PM »
:D
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Except pull the trigger
For that I'd need a pretty good cause.


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« Reply #6 on: March 13, 2005, 03:13:57 PM »
Ginete na mpo kato apo to trapezi kai navgo apo panw ? - katastasi
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« Reply #7 on: March 13, 2005, 04:45:24 PM »
kala argyrako.... 8a sou ksigisw egw gia tis kan8ies... :sugar:
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« Reply #8 on: March 13, 2005, 04:47:09 PM »
mou fyge k ena sigma! sygxisthka  :roll:
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« Reply #9 on: March 13, 2005, 04:50:19 PM »
Μήπως επειδή είσαι ξανθιά  :)  :) :P
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« Reply #10 on: March 13, 2005, 04:57:09 PM »


3ο από το τέλος  :lol:
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« Reply #11 on: March 13, 2005, 05:47:44 PM »
Shaitan den xreiazetai k poly myalo na katalavei kaneis gia poio logo syxgistika...  :roll:
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« Reply #12 on: March 13, 2005, 06:05:39 PM »
Έλα μωρέ, πλάκα σου κάνω  :)
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« Reply #13 on: March 13, 2005, 07:55:35 PM »
Eerm, ego giati den katalava giati sinxistike?  :oops:
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« Reply #14 on: March 13, 2005, 08:52:04 PM »
Oute ki egw  :xaxa:
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