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« on: November 30, 2005, 01:04:12 AM »
Paei enas palikaros se mia sxoli odigwn.. Vriskei ton daskalo, to paizei istoria kai tou leei:

Koira daskale, odigw idi 6 xronia kai thelw diplwma..  mathimata klp klp einai psiloaxrista..

Ok tou leei o daskalos, alla ithele na tou kanei 2-3 erwthsoules..

-Gia pes mou, opos pas vrady sto dromo, vlepeis 2 fwta na erxontai apo to antitheto revma... ti einai?

   -eeeee amaksi logika!

-E nai alla ti amaksi? bmw? mercedes? toyota? ti?

   -e pou na kserw gw!

-Gia na se rwthsw kati allo.. Opos pas pali vrady, vlepeis ena fws na erxete apo to antitheto revma.. ti mporei na nai?

   -eeee kana mixanaki, ti allo tha mporouse na nai, apantaei o palikaros..

-Nai alla ti mixanaki? Suzuki? Honda? kawasaki?

   -e pou na kserw!!!

arxizei kai ta pernei loipon me tis pipes pou rwtaei o daskalos.

Leei o daskalos loipon:

-Tha sou kanw mia teleftea erwthsh.. Opos pas vradaki, vlepeis 2 fwta me megali apostasi to ena apo to allo, lampakia gyrw gyrw klp klp.. ti einai afto?

   -eeeee kana fortigo kammia ntalika?

-Nai alla ti ntalika? DAF? Scania? Volvo?

Ta xei parei loipon to palikari me afta pou akouei kai leei...

   -Na se rwthsw kai gw kati re daskale! Opos pas sti Syggrou to vradi, ekei ston paradromo vlepeis mia gynaika vammenh, stolismenh,  kouklara klp klp.. ti einai afti i gynaika?

Poutana apantaei xalara o daskalos.

   -NAI ALLA TI POUTANA!! H MANA SOU? H ADERFH SOU? H KORH SOU? TI APO OLA?

....... end :P
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Re: Xazoanekdoto
« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2005, 01:20:50 AM »
ligo koufo ala me ekane na gelasw ligo
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Re: Xazoanekdoto
« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2005, 01:53:43 AM »
Re paidia tora prosfata den to xanapostarise kapoios ayto?
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Re: Xazoanekdoto
« Reply #3 on: November 30, 2005, 02:55:49 AM »
Quote from: SoSp on November 30, 2005, 01:53:43 AM
Re paidia tora prosfata den to xanapostarise kapoios ayto?


 Nai,alla einai anagh na eisai prijarxidas k panta na to les auto opote grafei kapoios kati pou idi exei postaristei? :P
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Re: Xazoanekdoto
« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2005, 02:56:52 AM »
Koita, an to ekana egw tha peftate apanw mou san ta ornea kai tha mou tin legate oloi. Its the maza way, we live by the code we die by the code.
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Re: Xazoanekdoto
« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2005, 07:07:33 AM »
ΜΠΡΑΒΟ RebeL
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Re: Xazoanekdoto
« Reply #6 on: November 30, 2005, 08:43:02 AM »
Έχω βαρεθεί να ακούω παραλαγές αυτού του ανεκδότου :)
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Re: Xazoanekdoto
« Reply #7 on: November 30, 2005, 10:24:57 AM »
I'm with SoSp.
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Re: Xazoanekdoto
« Reply #8 on: November 30, 2005, 10:48:43 AM »
kai mono pou ekane ton kopo na to grapsei tou aksizei ena : MPRAVO REBEL :P
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Re: Xazoanekdoto
« Reply #9 on: November 30, 2005, 11:04:45 AM »
MPRAVO REBEL
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« Reply #10 on: November 30, 2005, 11:12:45 AM »
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Re: Xazoanekdoto
« Reply #11 on: November 30, 2005, 11:59:35 AM »
BRAVO REBEL!

pantws dikio exei o So Small Penis giati afto to anekdoto exei ginei post DYO fores prosfata :D
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Re: Xazoanekdoto
« Reply #12 on: November 30, 2005, 12:24:02 PM »
lathos derek, apo dw kai pera tha me les, Someone that fucked your girlfriend in a Special way!.
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Re: Xazoanekdoto
« Reply #13 on: November 30, 2005, 01:06:33 PM »
.........ok :rolleyes:

can I plz meet that girlfriend some day? :smilie_dance:
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Re: Xazoanekdoto
« Reply #14 on: November 30, 2005, 01:20:30 PM »
Quote from: Derekian on November 30, 2005, 01:06:33 PM
.........ok :rolleyes:

can I plz meet that girlfriend some day? :smilie_dance:



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