Put on Sex Offenders List After Trying to Have Sex with...

[SoSp]

...A Bike  :shock:

http://snafu-ed.blogspot.com/2007/10/man-on-sex-offenders-list-after-trying.html

Robert Stewart was at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr, south west Scotland, in October of last year, when two housekeepers entered his room, to find him, er, engaged with the bicycle.

They had knocked several times, but had not received an answer so, thinking the room empty, they used the master key to enter.

Deputy fiscal Gail Davidson said, “They then observed the accused wearing only a white T-shirt, naked from the waist down. The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex.”

Stewart was placed on the sex offendersΆ list but his sentence was deferred until next month.

My questions are: was the bicycle of legal age? Did it consent? And did anyone get this on video?

[Nathrezim]

oles tis malakies pas k vriskeis SoSp... kai.............. pics or stfu plz

[Semper_Fugit]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unusual_deaths#21st_century

[jarrod b]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unusual_deaths#21st_century

That had Steve Irwins death on it, :O