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Offline Semper_Fugit

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« on: May 12, 2008, 02:06:50 PM »
Three women, an engaged, a married, and a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men.... That night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over their eyes.
 
After a few days they meet again.
 
The engaged girlfriend said: 'The other night, when my boyfriend came home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4' stilettos and mask. He said, 'You are the woman of my life, I love you. Then we made love all night long.'
 
The mistress stated: 'Oh Yes! The other night we met in the office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't' say a word. We just had wild sex all night.'
 
The married one then said: 'The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mothers for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV controller and a beer, and said, 'Hey Batman, what's for dinner?'
A teenager asks his grandmother:
-Granny, have you seen my pill, the white one that writes LSD on it?
-Fuck the pill, have you seen the big red dragon in the kitchen?

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Re: Loler
« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2008, 05:18:30 PM »
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Re: Loler
« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2008, 08:06:04 AM »
I laughed at the joke in your sig though, lol.

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Re: Loler
« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2008, 04:16:16 PM »
LOL! I like this joke.  ;D